1. get up and she was doubled over laughing. Doesn't she have a job to go to? No, she just wants to play with her pussy.
2. total outdoor porn star with the most natural tits ever! She's nothing like jesus, actually. He was way too chivalrous and the Mary Magdalene's loving side usually comes out, leaving behind a bitter, hard piece of work. That's what makes her so sexy.
13. When the girls find out, they quickly run away from him, but we girls sit and talk about our experiences with a hung, handsome guy we just met.
14. the only thing that can wake this girl from a horny slumber is a man. to get her going, he'll give her a sex hat and then fuck her with that like he's doing to a real live doll.
24. When he starts it up, she's standing up and telling him to turn it down. What an idiot. He's the one that gets off on this kind of stuff.
25. His girlfriend is taking the day off today, so he comes over in his underwear to get a few tricks out of her. She's trying to get him to go get a shower, but it looks like he's still a little wet from the ride.
26. She just wants to sit and talk with him. They're great friends. Plus, all his other friends are such close-minded prudes that she can't stand the waste of it all.
27. How could his mother ever not have him circumcised? His cock stays extra soft and large and it really helps when you're making love.
28. He's making him a little box to keep all of his souvenirs. When the girlfriend asks why he's getting all this shit, he only has to look in his pants for an answer.
39. the more he insults her, the hotter she gets. before you know it, he'll be fucking her with that fake horn right there.
40. She could be so many different types. When you've seen this many, then you know a thing or two about yourself.
41. he lets her know he can't believe she's out in public dressed like that. she's dressing for sex all the time these days, so he decides to give her a very special gift.